AISubs v3.7
Come on, come on!
Oh, no, no, no.
It's hot!
Can you eat it?
I'm sorry.
Success!
You're all wrong!
I got a key.
I'm Iado.
I'm Jimeido.
It's been ten years since I graduated high school.
But I've been stuck in a lot of stuff.
So, today is the physical fitness test!
It's going to be spring of 2022.
That's what we're going to do.
But the coronavirus is still spreading.
Still, uh...
Spreading prevention...
Yeah.
Spreading prevention power is mixed up.
Yeah.
We can't go outside of Aichi prefecture yet.
Because of the coronavirus...
We can't go outside of Aichi prefecture yet.
Well, in that situation...
How do we measure our physical strength?
After all, at home...
Yeah.
We're going to do a physical fitness test.
That's...
That's what we need!
Yeah.
So, today is...
A home physical fitness test!
Yeah.
With this, you guys'...
Yeah.
We're going to measure it.
What are we measuring now?
Well, first of all, today...
Out of the three types of home...
How much physical strength you have now...
Whether you can exercise or not...
Yeah.
As you know...
Yeah, do it!
Yes!
Okay, let's change!
Change!
Yes.
But...
Me too.
You too.
What?
I want to know.
You're...
You know...
You're crazy.
Who is it?
It can't be helped.
I'm not crazy!
You're the one who's crazy!
Well, then!
The first topic is...
Oh!
Did I get stronger?
Yeah, you did.
I thought you'd be very down.
(Laughing)
It's a tone-up!
Oh!
A tone-up!
Well, then!
The first topic is...
Strength!
Oh!
Well, there aren't many topics about strength in physical fitness.
But there is strength in home fitness.
Well...
Go ahead.
It's hard for me to talk to you.
(Laughing)
It's hard for me to talk to you.
You're lying!
I'll cut you off!
I know. I know.
I'm making a mistake.
(Laughing)
It has nothing to do with conventional physical fitness.
Well...
There are some items that I bought.
But I bought it myself.
But it was close to violence, wasn't it?
It's close to violence.
After all, it's power.
Power. Power. Power is welcome.
I like it. Power.
Well, then, please take it.
Like this?
Turn it. Turn it.
You idiot!
(Laughing)
You shouldn't have turned it like that!
Oh, I see.
Well, the first item is...
Making whipped cream!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
This is what I thought anyone who is watching can do it.
If the horn stands up, say it out loud.
It stood up!
The time will be measured with this.
How many seconds does it take?
One or two seconds?
Well...
Less than 59 seconds.
Good judgment.
Oh, I see.
If the horn stands up...
Whether the horn stands up or not, how do you judge it?
Oh, it stood up! When I saw it, it stood up!
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry, sir.
It's okay. It's okay.
Okay!
59 seconds is A judgment.
One minute to one minute and sixteen seconds is B judgment.
Wow!
And A judgment is...
One minute and seventeen seconds to one minute and thirty-three seconds.
Wow!
Is it from the national average?
All...
Toshimitsu average.
All Toshimitsu average.
Is it necessary to issue an average?
Be serious!
Okay!
One, two, three!
Ready!
Go!
Oh, it fell!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Oh, it's falling! It's falling!
Use your arm muscles!
Oh, power!
Power!
Oh!
Sir, this is not power! This is manpower!
No, this is not manpower!
Wait!
Eh!
Isn't this manpower?
If you do this, you'll get faster!
Hey!
Ah!
My hand is dying!
It's hard!
Ah!
Hey!
It's not up yet!
It's up!
It's up! It's up!
It's going fast!
It's up! It's up!
1 minute and 35 seconds!
It's up! It's up!
1 minute and 55 seconds!
2 minutes and 55 seconds!
What the hell is this?
It's up! It's up!
3 minutes!
Whatever.
3 minutes and 5 seconds!
Mustan 1 minute and 48 seconds!
Yumemaro 2 minutes and 35 seconds!
Ryo-kun, 2 minutes and 55 seconds, Shibuya-kun, 3 minutes, and Tecchan, 3 minutes and 5 seconds.
- Oh! - Oh, so out of the 6 of us, I have the most power.
- You do. - You're the strongest. - You're the strongest. - You're the strongest.
- I'm sorry I'm bad at math. - You're really bad at it.
- It's the first time in my life I've done it.
- Um, you know, I'm really sorry.
- He's always complaining.
- He's the worst.
- If I was a high school student, I would have done it faster.
- I would have tried harder.
- Well, that's about it. - Yeah.
- Let's move on to the next game. - Yeah.
- Next up is "Shunbin Line".
- Shall we move? - Yes. - Let's go.
- Okay, let's go. - Okay. - Okay, come with me.
- Okay. - Oh, you're here.
- I'm sorry. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- I thought you were waiting for us to move. - Is it here?
- It's here. It's like a kitchen. - Yeah.
- The second game is "Shunbin Line". - Okay.
- Now, you and me,
- open and close the fridge. - Oh.
- Close it. - Why?
- What's with that video? - "Shunbin Line"?
- Open and close it. - Open and close it.
- This is the first time. - Okay.
- You can open and close it as many times as you want in one minute.
- What? - Okay, okay.
- I feel like I have the same muscles as you do.
- Yeah, you do. - Isn't it here?
- Yeah, I thought so. - Yeah, I thought so.
- Maybe it's all arms.
- There's a camera in there, too. - Oh, yeah!
- Then you have to do it fast! - Inside!
- If you don't do it fast, it'll fall. - Yeah, like you said earlier,
- if you complain and mess up, you'll be caught in front of you forever.
- I see. - Yeah.
- Think about it and open and close it. - Okay.
- How many seconds? - One minute. - That's long!
- What if we do it for 30 seconds? - Let's do it for 30 seconds.
- Okay, 30 seconds. - Okay.
- I wonder how many times we'll get an A rating.
- I haven't thought about it. - Okay!
- Please hurry up with the test.
- Okay, Sensei. - Okay, I'll do it first.
- I wonder if we'll get both A's. - I'll go first!
- But... - Are you okay?
- I'm scared of this.
- Can we get more than once per second? - Well, we have to get more than once per second, so...
- I think we can get an A rating of 35 times. - Yeah, we're in the same situation.
- Okay, I'll do it. - Yes, please.
- I'll get an A rating. - I think we can survive this.
- Okay! - Yes!
- Open and close the refrigerator! - Ready...
- Start!
- Oh man! - Why is it so heavy?!
- It's breaking! - Woah, woah!
- Scary, scary! - It's hot! - What the hell is this?
- It's gross! - Get it out, get it out!
- It's not good! - This is not good!
- This is so disgusting!
(The last round is over!)
How many times? It wasn't that bad!
It was 28 times!
That's sad...
We were struggling a lot in the middle of the round,
and it wasn't completely closed,
so it was just right.
What happened?
It was a maple syrup.
That's why the juice was flying everywhere.
We're at our weakest point right now.
No doubt about it!
We have to make sure we don't drop anything.
We dropped the foam because it was broken.
We can't go all out.
We have to be smart.
We can't drop anything.
We have to make sure we don't drop anything.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Ready... Go!
Are you ready?
You're fast!
Last one!
You're fast!
Did you fix your gopro?
You fixed it!
You're fast!
Are you ready?
3... 2... 1...
- Wow! - That was good, wasn't it?
I know where it was good, but...
26 times!
- Wow! - If you stopped this much and got 26, you could have lost 30!
- It was a great chase in the second half. - Yeah.
- There's always something that gets in the way. - Yeah, that's how it is.
- Alright, let's go! - Yes, please!
- Let's go! - You look like you can do it.
- Yes! - Let's go!
- Yeah! - Ready... Fight!
- I can't breathe! I can't breathe! - Agh!
- You're doing great!
- Hurry up! - Agh!
- I'm stuck! I'm stuck! - I'm stuck!
- I'm stuck...
- Agh! - Agh!
- Hurry up! - I'm scared! I'm scared!
- Oh, it's good! - It's good!
- You've already gone all the way to the end. - Agh!
- Oh, but you're already one step ahead of me! - Agh!
- No way! - No way!
- There's no end to the left! - 3... 2... 1...
- Time's up! - Wow!
That's scary!
I hope the video isn't broken.
It's black there, right?
It doesn't go back.
Don't break the video!
Sensei, are you okay with this topic?
The world map!
33 times!
There was an unexpected answer.
Did you say "almost"?
"Almost"?
Oh, you said it 35 times. I thought you said it 30 times.
Almost!
Sensei!
Yes!
You said "almost" just now.
I have a plan.
Show me that.
Show me the cereal you haven't seen for a while.
It's been a while!
How have you been?
Not bad.
Okay, then...
Ready...
Fight!
Oh!
He's fast!
Wow!
He's fast!
Wow!
He's fast!
Hey! Open up the fridge!
Oh!
Time's up!
Hey!
Hey! It's school supplies!
It's school supplies!
It's expensive!
It's...
37!
It's 37!
As a result, our first strategy worked.
All-out attack.
This is a backstabbing technique.
Your left side tends to be hard to close.
Ok, let's do it.
You have to pull out all your energy at once.
If you pull out all your energy at once, you can do the same thing in no time.
One shot of power and speed.
No greetings?
Greetings?
Excuse me.
I brought the documents.
Ready! Fight!
Fight!
Power!
Ok!
Look at me! Look at me properly!
You can do it! You can do it!
Time's up!
Wow!
No way!
Wow!
No way!
Wow!
Ponzu!
Your mother will cry!
Time's up!
The record is...
37 times!
Wow!
No way!
One more time!
What is this?
This is strong.
Ponzu! Ponzu!
Ponzu!
This is the worst.
This is the worst situation.
This is the worst.
I can't do it.
That's all!
Well, well.
C and B.
Well, B and A.
Well, first of all...
Yeah.
Lastly...
Uh...
You need to do your best...
to check your stamina.
Yes!
Let's go again.
Yes!
Well!
Then, the latest topic...
Measuring endurance!
If we don't measure endurance at home...
it wouldn't have any meaning!
It's hard.
Measuring endurance at home...
Because this is...
Because you'll die.
Music is important. Oh, I can't do it anymore!
From now on, well, simply because of physical relationship, you two will do it, but from now on, you will stand on it like a machine and mix potato starch and water.
Oh, so-called dilatancy phenomenon occurs, right? And as long as you keep moving like this, dilatancy will activate.
And as soon as you guys stop at "buddy", this guy will become liquid, so how much time can you do so far?
What? But there are only a few of us. Do you know? Because it's obviously "bing".
From Masaki's 6th grade to 1st grade.
Then it's not me.
It's close.
I'm curious.
I'm curious about what the teacher chose it for.
It's a secret.
It's a secret?
There's no such competition.
Well, it's only 15 minutes.
15 minutes.
It's long.
It's a class.
Class is OK?
"Dialectic Class".
That's what it's called.
Ready?
Get ready!
That's all.
Do you know it?
No, I don't.
You don't know it at all, do you?
I don't know it at all.
It's amazing.
It's easy to understand.
I can feel it.
As long as you're stepping on it...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
OK! OK! OK!
Ouch! Ouch!
You're done, Shibai!
Go ahead! Go ahead! Go ahead!
Ouch! I'm done, too! I'm done, too!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
Ouch!
This is pretty bad.
Go ahead! Go ahead!
I can't do it. I can't do it.
I'm behind you! I'm behind you!
You're behind me!
Is it here?
Did you find it, Shibai?
This is it.
You can do it with this.
You have to do it properly.
What? What? What?
I'm about to collapse!
What are you doing?
Wait!
I'm sweating and I'm about to collapse!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Get me some water!
OK! OK! OK!
What are you doing?
I'm happy!
It's like...
I haven't touched the one in front of me, but it's pretty hard.
That's true!
It's like...
It's like potato starch.
It's stuck here!
Hey! Stop!
Teacher...
It's stuck!
Teacher...
What about our judgment?
This is out.
Then, from a long time ago...
Because it's hard and stuck.
Teacher, it's really hard.
But it's continuing now.
It's broken now.
Shut up!
It's stable!
Well...
The result is...
The whipped cream is...
Dirty, including me.
If you open the refrigerator...
The refrigerator is simply broken.
The earthquake is...
The dilatancy phenomenon is...
Declining.
The phenomenon is declining.
Damn it...
The oyster test is a failure.
It's easy to understand.
We won't give up!
We will definitely...
Hide something in that hollow dilatancy.
It's not a sink!
It's a kitchen!
I'll show you someday...
The dilatancy of a dream bath!
Then...
Dismissed!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Wait a minute, don't move.
[Tetsuya is in danger of falling.]
Wait a minute!
Don't move!
Wait!
Stop!
Wait!
Stop! Don't move!
Wait!
Tetsuya, wait!
Tetsuya!
Wait! Please!
Wait! Don't play with me!
Wait!
Stop!